italianstallion69420:

italianamericanfanpage:

speaking as an italian who is often plagued by demons, this is true

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bendy:

nothing more offensive than the list of group chats the tumblr algorithm thinks will interest me

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yimra:

120000-ants-deactivated20210730:

Finally, relevant advertising

British cuisine

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switch:

switch:

more video games should have minigames where you polish rocks to get immaculately rendered pngs of gemstones

i could look at these all day

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e-seal:

HOT WOMEN IN YOUR AREA WANT TO GO MUSHROOM FORAGING WITH YOU

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sashs:

i am not “your goth bitch.”  i’m a christian.  im a mechanic. im a registered maoist.  im a geotechnical engineer.  im a mother against drunk driving.  im a diorama hobbyist. im an unconventional genre.  im a visual artist. im a concept. im a long-lost mantra.  im a movie star.  im a bowling-lane-machine repairman.  im a housewife. im a body in a river. im an agent of chaos. im the butterfly effect. im a hot mess. im a sycophant. i am a model american.  i’m a dark smear on the public consciousness. im a liar.  i’m a messenger.  and i—i am the person your mother warned you about.

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femchef:

Risu just sent me this and I am SO DELIGHTED

World's oldest string of yarn found in French cave

Archeologists say they have found the world's oldest piece of yarn or cord, making it the earliest known evidence of textile and cord making

CNN

Ahhhhhhh!!! Go read it! Go read it!! The cording was plied by Neanderthals!!! The article talks about how we can’t keep thinking about them as being stupid it’s so delightful! In these trying times, let’s read about some joyful anthropological and archaeological discoveries!!!

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schaduwen-deactivated20220817:

schaduwen-deactivated20220817:

one of my friends (21, male, homosexual) is EXTREMELY into very ugly interior design like this and it drives me absolutely crazy

(like this is almost exactly what his student room looks like) it’s so hilarious to me …. literally the only person who would see this and would go 🤩 this is amazing yes i will pay €100 to buy this ‘austrian breakfast corner’ from a 85 year old lady

also he is black and has a 'dutch white woman’ alter ego on facebook where he is in SEVERAL facebook groups for moms who like to share 'funny photos’ and sometimes he shares his own funny photos and reacts to other peoples funny photos with his (dutch white woman) bitmoji and it’s absolutely insane its so fucking funny….. this man…….. im obsessed……..

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Idk what’s happening to me bc a few months ago i was nervous just to leave town but the past few weeks I’ve been looking at jobs & internships in the pennsylvania to missouri southern midwest range and fantasizing about starting my life over in like akron or somewhere like that. like a small city with a lower cost of living where i can ride my bike everywhere. I think I’m just sick of my house and the 4 people ive been able to see regularly

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

dadgirlwalking:

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

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froqgy:

in the tags, what is a fave song or artist you think is severely underrated or obscure?

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