okay you know that scan/photo of a teen girl’s diary entry that goes like “wore yellow dress today. chris keeps trying to talk to me even though he KNOWS i’m not interested! ugh! man landed on moon.” anyway that’s the mood
THIS person is valid, as is their grandmother
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#whenever i see this i remember a dude sending me bottom picture in college and i was like acted like oh a funny meme and he i guess#backed down from his flirtation and then i tried to fuck his roommate but his roommates dick didnt work and then his roommate came out to me#as asexual like a week later and i ended up fucking another dude in our burlesque group who i dated for like 2 years but mostly open and#long distance until i realized i was in love with my best friend and former roommate but i didnt end things until she said she liked me back#and then i moved to california to be with her and was deliriously happy for a few months until she dumped a few weeks after i signed a#yearlong lease. and the dude i dated lived near me in california and i eventually reconnected with him but i never told him about dating my#friend bc id broken up with him ostensibly bc of distance and then immediately moved across the country to where he was but for someone else#anyways im still friends w him and he pays for my spotify#anyways thats most of my romantic history in the tags of the shit bitch you is fine post i did not mean for this to occur
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Behold& cherish this picture my gf drew
Being alive rn is so funny my gf was like “I’m glad I already asked for the week of the election off bc of my birthday. Like in case theres a civil war or something” and im like “omg I wasn’t gonna say civil war out loud yet but i was secretly thinking maybe if there was a civil war my work would stay closed”
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#then again if there was a civil war the intricate bureaucracies that process my paychecks would likely cease#ALSO OBVIOUSLY very bad for many many readons lmfao#its just. getting hard to worry about things beyond my immediate circumstances and those of the people im closest to#im getting burnt out on everything
