October 16th, 2020 at 11:23PM
kiriska: “ One of life’s simple pleasures is drawing a bird in a dress. For #creatober day 15: Dress. ”

kiriska:

One of life’s simple pleasures is drawing a bird in a dress. 

 For #creatober day 15: Dress.

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October 16th, 2020 at 10:53PM

spitblossoms:

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October 16th, 2020 at 10:34PM
unexplained-events: “ R.L Stine Tweets Horror Story People call me a loser, but that’s going to change. I was in a little diner downtown and I ordered an egg salad sandwich… ..I was about to bite down on it when I noticed something moving in the egg...

unexplained-events:

R.L Stine Tweets Horror Story

People call me a loser, but that’s going to change. I was in a little diner downtown and I ordered an egg salad sandwich…

..I was about to bite down on it when I noticed something moving in the egg salad. Was I imagining it? No…

..I saw a hairy, three-fingered claw push a clump of egg out of the way. I saw two round black eyes. A fur-covered face…

.The creature poked out of the sandwich, sending egg salad tumbling onto the plate. It was the size of a fat beetle…

..But it wasn’t an insect. It had a furry head and eyes that peered into mine. Before I could react, a second creature poked out…

..And then a third. My sandwich was infested. My stomach lurched. “Is everything okay?” the waitress asked…

..“Yes. Fine,” I said. “Could you wrap this sandwich to go?” Finding hairy things in your sandwich is gross…

..But I knew this sandwich would make me a winner. The sandwich would turn my life around…

..Discovering a new life form had to make me rich. I carried the sandwich home carefully and set it on a table…

..I didn’t hear my son Willy come home. When I finally saw him, he had egg salad on his face…

..Yes, he ate the sandwich. If only I could have stopped him. Now the creatures are biting holes in his stomach…

..They are biting holes in Willy from the inside, poking their furry heads out of his stomach, chewing his flesh…

..Okay. A minor setback. But I’m not giving up. Willy is screaming in agony. The poor guy is terrified…

..I’m so excited. Where is my camera? Willy is going to make me rich. ##

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10,576 notes #fjvsfbjvc#i have never read an rl stine book but i have a lot of secondhand affection and hatred for him bc of the podcasts i listen to
October 16th, 2020 at 7:48PM

alisonzai:

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October 16th, 2020 at 7:32PM

bentsahra:

wotsukai-archived:

wotsukai-archived:

I’m not anti porn or whatever but I just want y’all to know sex is of the devil and so is the moving picture

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Reading this lit made me choke omfg why does this feel like it was written by koko the gorilla

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October 16th, 2020 at 7:28PM

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October 16th, 2020 at 7:28PM

anthraxsurf:

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October 16th, 2020 at 6:54PM

conejxs:

leviathan-supersystem:

some day “milf is a slur” discourse will break out and there will be no survivors

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bro….

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158,119 notes #please just take a read thru all these tags#its a mental adventure
October 16th, 2020 at 6:51PM
antifaspecopscatgirldivision: “ You Make My World a Better Place to Find (1996-8) by Dario Robleto. “For the past two years I have been secretly collecting lint, thread, etc., from friends, acquaintances and strangers (for example a piece of lint on...

antifaspecopscatgirldivision:

You Make My World a Better Place to Find (1996-8) by Dario Robleto.

“For the past two years I have been secretly collecting lint, thread, etc., from friends, acquaintances and strangers (for example a piece of lint on someone’s shoulder, a hair hanging on a forearm.) I have connected all this debris into one long thread which I then spooled. From this spool of debris I repaired a blanket, a tiny pair of mittens, sewn buttons back on, repaired tears in clothes and various other things.”

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22,914 notes #hey dario did you just pick a loose hair off my sleeve and put it in your pocket. oh its for an art project ok
October 16th, 2020 at 6:49PM

thatsbelievable:

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October 16th, 2020 at 6:49PM

dankmemeuniversity:

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10,914 notes #puts this in my class discussion board under thread called problems with unclaimed loans
October 16th, 2020 at 6:47PM

Everything i learn about the american legal system makes me think that we should wipe the slate clean every 25 years or so and start over with fresh new laws. Obviously with a purge day element

2 notes #m*seum insurance is a form of inland marine insurance#oh sure why not#its so hard to take laws off the books or supersede precedent#lets just start fresh every once in a while
October 16th, 2020 at 5:39PM
hmongthrills: “Hmong women of Laos dress up in their best fashion for the 2015-2016 Hmong New Year Celebration. ”

hmongthrills:

Hmong women of Laos dress up in their best fashion for the 2015-2016 Hmong New Year Celebration. 

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October 16th, 2020 at 5:20PM

confusinglycarnivorous:

thestateonmtv:

thestateonmtv:

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again

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Not a day goes by that I don’t think of this post

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October 16th, 2020 at 5:19PM

skunkeyemcghee:

Do yourself a favor. Sound up. Enjoy.

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230,972 notes #😭#i just realized how jealous i am of everyone who has friends that are willing to learn and practice choreography for fun#even in non corona times i dont think i could make it happen#:(