I know I canāt buy this for every single one of my coworkers but where do I draw the line? The jury coordinator? The deputy clerks that have handled the juries for all my trials so far? Could I convince my judge to do jury selection in one of those masks??
wait i own this but shrimp version Who Is Making Them Pleaseā¦
oh my god
@shiftythrifting Iām losing my mind looking at this shop hereās a sampling of the best that Iāve found:
Oh God it gets worse
I guess this is leading to me making I BELIEVE IN BEET POOT shit.
Spotted outside an antique store in Pennsylvania. About four feet tall, made entirely of metal. Actually pretty cheap, but couldnāt buy because it wouldnāt have fit in the car š
Is that the same Asgard stature as the one a while back?
Itās not but I think itās the same place??? Theyāre standing next to same safe. The one in the new pic is much shorter than the older one so itās definitely a different statue??
hi, buddy! wanna cookie? huh? here’s two. do you want another one? do you think it’ll fit? hehe so greedy. i’ll give him this little one. oh, it fits! lets add another. listen, friend, you sure you’re not gonna drop them? a mouth full of cookies!
Very funny to get promotional emails from the bougier online stores i frequent like “15% off and free shipping with orders $150+ 🤗🎉” like oh darling not on your life
