kalyug:

not now maidboy bf im not feeling the daddiest

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gentlertouch:

I put the pussy in a terrarium

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Just experienced a refreshing 5 hours of vivid nightmares. Do you guys remember when the author of ctrl+alt+del made a comic about the male protagonists kissing and dissolving into black ooze? Bc i do now, and were it not for the paper I’m supposed to be writing i would be recreating it immediately

mirellabruno:
“Scandinavian Wallpapers. ‘Rabarber’ 1791 detail gorgeous.
For the life long love of Gocken Jobs…MBee
Gocken Jobs has created a number of plant patterns that are still well known and sought after. This wonderful, lush pattern with...

mirellabruno:

Scandinavian Wallpapers. ‘Rabarber’ 1791 detail gorgeous.

For the life long love of Gocken Jobs…MBee

Gocken Jobs has created a number of plant patterns that are still well known and sought after. This wonderful, lush pattern with rhubarb, dew cup, viola and monkshood is one of her most loved.

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bigjinx:

I AM GOING TO LEARN//THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE//AND THEN I WILL BECOME ONE– Big Jinx, 2020

follow me on instagram

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Oh nooooo im feeling super tired wven though I haven’t had my tricyclic yet… why tonight of all nights i have to write a whole paper and take detailed photographs of a 2002 my little pony doll

getmean:

when you move in with a new person, what are the top four movies you’re making them watch in some sort of fucked up mandatory film festival so they understand you? for me it’s the big lebowski, wild wild west, papillon, and fight club. 

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awooooooooooooooooooooooooo56709:
“obsessed with this wee lesbian in the comments of a proclaimers music video
”

awooooooooooooooooooooooooo56709:

obsessed with this wee lesbian in the comments of a proclaimers music video 

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evilvillain123456789:

man should eat the flesh of animals, for he is apex predator; the milk of cattle and the eggs of fowl, for he is the master of agriculture; the oils of fruits and seeds, for he is the master of technology; and rare nuts, for he is wide-ranging in his journeys and inventive in his mind. LET HIM NEVER eat grain, for it is the food of the weak and the effeteโ€“ those baker-women fussily shucking hulls and milling dainty flours for the sake of frilly cakes and soft, domestic breads. let him instead enjoy the fatted bounty of rugged nature, diet of the ancientsโ€“ let him ignite the ancient fire of the eternal fast!

please, my brotherโ€“

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help yourself too a cheese cube.

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I wish i had a group of friends in my class that i could text during class about how boring class is :( like i do with my coworkers during work meetings lol

jeezypetes:

Literally nothing like succesful millennial professionals humblebragging about experiencing imposter syndrome

While I’m complaining about people giving presentations to my online classes. If you put a block of text on each PowerPoint slide with no pictures you are 100% going to hell

dat-soldier:
“ tallsoak:
“a mirror
”
a goblin mourns his fallen brethren
”

dat-soldier:

tallsoak:

a mirror

a goblin mourns his fallen brethren

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Literally nothing like succesful millennial professionals humblebragging about experiencing imposter syndrome

the-ungodly:

leviathan-supersystem:

right-wing christians having an extremely normal one, perhaps the most normal one humanly possible

im gonna start using “Well Done, Good and Faithful Servant”

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