Cheese temples are an abundant, frequently excavated type of Neolithic archaeological site. The rat’s priesthood was clearly far reaching and embraced by millions of devotees (as a protector of children, gamblers, and harvests), and yet effigies of the rat himself are surprisingly rare— whether in the form of priest’s anthropomorphic costumes, or automatons. Recent findings, such as the unrecognizably dismantled automaton in Fig. 1, and a rare depiction of the destruction process in Fig. 2, have indicated that Chucky Cheese’s effigies were almost universally deliberately destroyed.
Fig. 1
While human remains and burial grounds are not typically discovered within or nearby excavated cheese temples, the ritualized destruction of Chucky Cheese’s effigies closely mirrors burial practices in which the skull is broken.
Fig. 2
In the authors’ opinions, this may indicate that the rat’s priesthood symbolically continued to bury their god as they once buried men.
If you see one of these, usually with a bit of cheese or peanut butter on top, and it is fully loaded:
This is not free food.
This is not free food.
This is not free food. This is a trap. If you try to get the cheese, the bar on top will swing down on top of you.
You.
Will.
Die.
Either from the bar crushing your spine instantly, or you suffocate to death. This is NOT free food. This is NOT FREE FOOD. Do not try to steal the cheese, even if you know it’s a trap. Do not try to disarm the trap yourself. If you see one of these,let anyone nearby know about it and contact a professional to get rid of it.
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A lot of you haven’t made big strides in your level up goals bc you lack discipline and consistency. Strong healthy hair doesn’t come from a few occasional hair masks. Gleaming beautiful skin doesn’t come from completing your skincare routine when you “feel like it”. A toned body doesn’t come from working out only when the weather is nice and you didn’t mind waking up early that day. If you can’t commit to the things you want, the things that no one is forcing you to do, it was your own assessment of yourself that prompted you to make these changes in your life, then I don’t know what to tell you. Discipline and consistency. Discipline and consistency. It all comes down to that.
