springthymee-deactivated2022071:

🐌🍓

he’s having a snack

(via femmeclefable)

luncheon-aspic:
“vladscastle:
“luncheon-aspic:
“womansart:
“ Beatrix Potter ‘A Rabbit’s Tea Party’ c.1892-93
Helen Beatrix Potter (1866 – 1943) English author, illustrator, mycologist and conservationist
”
She is naked. :/
”
She’s wearing a bow...

luncheon-aspic:

vladscastle:

luncheon-aspic:

womansart:

Beatrix Potter ‘A Rabbit’s Tea Party’ c.1892-93

Helen Beatrix Potter (1866 – 1943) English author, illustrator, mycologist and conservationist

She is naked. :/

She’s wearing a bow 🎀

That’s how we know it’s an act of perversity and not a state of nature. ://///

(via c3rvida3)

Oh we love our essential workers… one time over the summer the office workers bought us sandwiches which were a pain in the ass to order and everyone had to stay two hours late to receive. Now I find out that we are generously being gifted pointsettias for the holidays, which literally no one in my department can take home bc the plants are poisonous to our pets

exquisite-peculiarity:

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I made this! In pottery! It’s a chicken mug :)

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gaysian:

red-tips:

birlinterrupted:

Barack Obama complaining abt getting friendzoned by a bi girl even tho he read Foucault to impress her is just too much. We don’t need to know that.

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rslashrats:
“mentally i am here
”

rslashrats:

mentally i am here

(via 4est-nymph)

coldwarriors:

coldwarriors:

Obituary written by the ppl who do product descriptions on dollskill

Lionel Newman lived to the ripe old age of 73 years old BB. He was old AF but had a super sexxxyz career as a phiearce ass BITCH. He is survived by his hottttt wife Beverly (gurl power!!) and his three daughters proving once again that the future is female xoxoxo

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bad-moodboard:
“Stages of Decomposition, Embroidery by calicoranger
”

bad-moodboard:

Stages of Decomposition, Embroidery by calicoranger

(via redlipstickresurrected)

popokko:

pussy eater
tweet deleter
got peanut butter in my iphone speaker
lost my wallet
forgotten prophet
gonna go stick a fork in a socket

(via margbarcis)

cottoncandyeverything:

i will never forget this girl who i followed several years ago on here who was like super into like psychedelics/spirituality/nature/raising your vibrations/etc. who also was like “ladies you should bleach your asshole as a special gift to yourself, even if it’s just for you”

(via bentsahra)

quadrupleshotgunhallway:

please watch this i cant stop thinking about it

(via winemom-culture)

mariacallous:
“marxistbarbie:
“ realhousewivesgifs:
“My employer reading my work experience off my resume
”
god telling me why she chose to welcome me into heaven
”
#my first hour after getting the Pfizer vaccine
”

mariacallous:

marxistbarbie:

realhousewivesgifs:

My employer reading my work experience off my resume

god telling me why she chose to welcome me into heaven 

#my first hour after getting the Pfizer vaccine

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