Y’all realize kids who go to underfunded, decrepit, “minority-majority” schools—kids who are segregated out of districts’ gifted programs, kids whose addresses dictate that no such program will even be offered in jest—as a rule, like, experience infinitely more stress in every capacity than your woe-is-me, too-much-pressure-to-succeed, my-gift-is-my-eternal-wound ass ever will, right? Right?
baby toucans are just. beaks and feet with a side of body. they look like if someone gently rested half of a banana on top of a birds face, made the birds toes 90% larger, and called it a day
cool little factoid I made this post as I was having a genuine panic attack on 600 micrograms of lsd in the middle of downtown Denver because I lost my wallet. like this was me operating at peak efficiency
Aunt Mary’s Novelty Frogs resemble depressed Brussels sprouts. And they think deep thoughts about liberty while pondering their next - or rather, first - move out of their porcelain prison.
In other words, Aunt Mary throws the worst children’s parties in town.
