pansyprkinson:

i don’t know if this is true, and frankly i do not care because this is easily the funniest thing i’ve ever read

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Yes i KNOW there are lifehacks for efficiently separating the pomegranate seeds from the rind. How ever i prefer to endulge in my primal human instinct to use my long dexterous fingies to quest for juicy morsels

feelanything:
“$1 rural garage sale
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feelanything:

$1 rural garage sale

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I saw (or thought i saw) someone right outside my backyard facing basement level window at 2am which gave me the adrenaline I needed to finish my paper and go to bed at 5:30 am. If he comes back and murders me while im asleep can someone tell my family to just read the paper over for clarity and submit it on blackboard before 5pm tysm

platycryptus:

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These are all pics of the same spider, a large female shamrock orbweaver (Araneus trifolium) that lives in a local field.

Back in August, her abdomen was pale yellow to blend in with the foliage. Now that the weather has cooled and the leaves she builds her web among are dying, she’s changed color and become reddish brown with white spots.

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i would like to tell you about Giant Freshwater Stingray!!!

at over 6ft across, they are one of the largest freshwater fish in the world!

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sir, that is a river monster. 

they give live birth to a litter of up to 4 pups, and are all extremely good-looking and charismatic:

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a good fact to know is that they are basically floppy pancakes. just flappy flapjacks. wiggly mushrooms:

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their stings are coated in toxic mucus (toxic mucus, how cool is that), but they are typically docile and curious.

oh. oh oh oh!! and this is what it looks like upside down!

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i love you giant freshwater stingray!!!!!

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fruitsoftheape100:

How To Get So Sopping Wet In One Easy Step

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blynxee:
“shiftythrifting:
“submission from synthstrings
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As soon as I saw her I knew I had to draw her…I want to know her story I think we could be friends…
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blynxee:

shiftythrifting:

submission from synthstrings

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As soon as I saw her I knew I had to draw her…I want to know her story I think we could be friends…

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manywinged:

manywinged:

fuck “hostile architecture” except for nuclear waste warning architecture that shit slaps

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this wouldn’t stop me from exploring the ruins and getting lethally irradiated by decaying ancient nuclear waste but you have to admit it fucks

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wtxch:

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Johann Georg Seitz (1810-1870)

Still life of Bunnies with Vegetables, ca.1870

Oil on canvas

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youlooklikedead:

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/ > ⚰️ get in loser we’re going to rest eternally

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