grox:

Elected as time magazines fat german boy holding lollipop of the year

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Mmmmmm had a sumatriptan n now my tongue is stuck to the roof of my mouth

reallyreallyreallytrying:

jurassic park used visual metaphors to represent america’s fears about theme park mismanagement

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on-my-way-to-the-woods:

Meet Nugget and Nugget’s first egg!

We’ve gotten cortunix quail.  They’re supposed to have a better feed-to-egg conversion rate than chickens.  Plus, they’re quiet and smaller so it’s much less likely for the neighbors to notice/care.  They sound more like wild birds.

I’m just so excited to have fresh eggs again!

[ID: 1. A hand holds a hand-sized, chicken-like, white bird.  2. A hand holds a small off-white egg with brown spots and speckles.]

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silquefaye:

so i made a uquiz that tells you which colour magical girl you are. go ape

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lethbians:

spotify wrapped but it’s your bank showing you your 100 worst purchases of the year

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witchesversuspatriarchy:
“For your spooky senses.
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witchesversuspatriarchy:

For your spooky senses.

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seriousjones:

dangergays:

seriousjones:

tfw you only have time to play animal crossing at 3 AM when everything’s closed

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JUST GO TO THE DS SETTINGS AND CHANGE THE TIME SMH YALL R SO DUMB

please don’t lie to isabelle

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iamoutofideas:

girl I’ll make you perceive shrimp colours

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I think raeggi is the cutest but i think he has a bad attitude :/ i didn’t like how he helped mu gang up on dunggdang and then left them to fight alone… also i think dunggdangg get a bad rap i think he looks like an old stuffed animal and i wish he had some friends. Overall i think marilyn is my fave bc shes brave and elegant