jvjjvjjvj:
“Edward Julius Detmold
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jvjjvjjvj:

Edward Julius Detmold

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internetwes:

gengarpng:

gengarpng:

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

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no….. my dinks….

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scorpiety:

sorry for being the girl of ur dreams? Lol. literally not my problem

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littlealienproducts:
“Moon Moths Print by beccastadtlander
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nemfrog:

Students were to imagine that an animal had been newly discovered, which the teacher described in detail. Then they were asked to draw what they heard.

Comparative effectiveness of some visual aids in seventh grade instruction. 1922. Internet Archive.

Figure 5 at the bottom was scored 11.

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singoallala:

notvoid:

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This is a hilarious mistranslation actually. I suspect it originally said something along the lines of “Impregnerad mot vatten”, i.e. “Water proof”.

Impregnering is the process of making a material resistant to water/heat. The swedish word for water (vatten) is similar to the word for goblin (vätten) so I guess there was a mixup.

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bakwaaas:

bakwaaas:

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god I wish that was me

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Americans like to mock British foods but have never tasted the deliciousness that is boily scroggins….

mylordshesacactus:

luimnigh:

mylordshesacactus:

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

absolutely obsessed with the way Fahrenheit is legitimately a superior temperature measurements for day to day life than celsius (more precise, accessible, and understandable) but ppl refuse to admit to it bc they’re so caught up with the “silly americans refuse to convert to metric” gag

fun little info graph I found

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[id: three identical number lines with 0 at one and and 100 at the other, labelled “Fahrenheit” “Celsius” and “Kelvin”. The ends are labelled, respectively:

Fahrenheit: Really cold outside - Really hot outside
Celsius: Fairly cold outside - Dead
Kelvin: Dead - Dead]

OP, it’s only more useful for Americans because you’re not regularly boiling water.

0° Celsius gets you ice. 100° Celsius gets you tea.

It’s a very simple system.

Genuinely fascinated by this world in which Americans don’t boil water on a regular basis and a thermometer is necessary to know whether water is frozen or boiling.

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suckmydickofficerbitch:

writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

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jeezypetes:

jeezypetes:

Instead of a compost bin i wish i had a pig in my. Backyard whose trough i could fill with food scraps :)

I would train her to pull me around in a little cart and never have to get my drivers license <3

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Me n Compost

jeezypetes:

Instead of a compost bin i wish i had a pig in my. Backyard whose trough i could fill with food scraps :)

I would train her to pull me around in a little cart and never have to get my drivers license <3

Instead of a compost bin i wish i had a pig in my. Backyard whose trough i could fill with food scraps :)