You know what? Fuck you.
*unshrinkies your dinks*
noâŚ.. my dinksâŚ.
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sorry for being the girl of ur dreams? Lol. literally not my problem
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Students were to imagine that an animal had been newly discovered, which the teacher described in detail. Then they were asked to draw what they heard.
Comparative effectiveness of some visual aids in seventh grade instruction. 1922. Internet Archive.
Figure 5 at the bottom was scored 11.
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This is a hilarious mistranslation actually. I suspect it originally said something along the lines of âImpregnerad mot vattenâ, i.e. âWater proofâ.
Impregnering is the process of making a material resistant to water/heat. The swedish word for water (vatten) is similar to the word for goblin (vätten) so I guess there was a mixup.
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absolutely obsessed with the way Fahrenheit is legitimately a superior temperature measurements for day to day life than celsius (more precise, accessible, and understandable) but ppl refuse to admit to it bc theyâre so caught up with the âsilly americans refuse to convert to metricâ gag
fun little info graph I found
[id: three identical number lines with 0 at one and and 100 at the other, labelled âFahrenheitâ âCelsiusâ and âKelvinâ. The ends are labelled, respectively:
Fahrenheit: Really cold outside - Really hot outside
Celsius: Fairly cold outside - Dead
Kelvin: Dead - Dead]OP, itâs only more useful for Americans because youâre not regularly boiling water.
0° Celsius gets you ice. 100° Celsius gets you tea.
Itâs a very simple system.
Genuinely fascinated by this world in which Americans donât boil water on a regular basis and a thermometer is necessary to know whether water is frozen or boiling.
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writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits
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Instead of a compost bin i wish i had a pig in my. Backyard whose trough i could fill with food scraps :)
I would train her to pull me around in a little cart and never have to get my drivers license <3
Me n Compost
Instead of a compost bin i wish i had a pig in my. Backyard whose trough i could fill with food scraps :)
I would train her to pull me around in a little cart and never have to get my drivers license <3
Instead of a compost bin i wish i had a pig in my. Backyard whose trough i could fill with food scraps :)












