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Animal of the Day!

Roan Antelope (Hippotragus equinus)

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(Photo from Outdoors International)

Conservation Status- Least Concern

Habitat- Central and Southern Africa

Size (Weight/Length)- 300kg; 100 cm

Diet- Grasses; Shrubs

Cool Facts- With ears nearly as long as their massive horns, few predators are willing to take a roan antelope down let alone get close enough to try. Essentially being the same size as a small horse, these antelopes are the bodybuilders of Africa’s antelopes. An adult roan antelope can run up to 60 kilometers per hour. When outrunning fails, a herd of up to 35 adults will turn onto their attacker and show off what their 100 centimeter long horns can do. In combination with some of the largest hooves found on an antelope, lions fear adults. Roan antelope typically stick to open grassland but several herds have moved into the denser rainforests of central African.

Rating- 11/10 (Goofy ah ears.)

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I’m either having my quarter life crisis at 29 because I’m gonna live to 196 or my midlife crisis because I’m gonna live to 68. Hard to say

So cranky today I didn’t eveb want to cuddle with my sweet baby cat i was like get off me I can’t handle your furry needy ass. Monster hearted me

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Muppets in a Cabinet

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Photo Courtesy of @alpaca-dave (From the August 1980 issue of Life magazine)

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haters will literally give birth to you

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Why not just kill me…

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oh? angels don’t exist? explain this then atheists

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emetophoria:

i knew life turned to shit when i stopped seeing the tuesday again? no problem dog every week

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i hope your tuesday is fine

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Yaaay fruit party!!!!

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vroom vroom

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The couple’s massage my gf got for us for valentines day just got rescheduled for a third time… I didn’t think anything of it the first two times bc of course it gets busy around valentines day and the second time they said the masseuse had a family emergency and promised extra free services but now I’m starting to think i got so caught up in the euphoria of couples massage with my wonderful gf i was living in a world where homophobia didn’t exist