fridayiminlovemp3:

eldest child (honourific)

middle child (professional diagnosis)

youngest child (affectionate)

only child (derogatory)

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Therapist said to start a yandere bpd blog

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allergic-alien:

oh so you’re just going to wear a black turtleneck?? like some kind of slut????

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todaysbird:

baby toucans are just. beaks and feet with a side of body. they look like if someone gently rested half of a banana on top of a birds face, made the birds toes 90% larger, and called it a day

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3000s:

everytime i type anything i read it over and over again like a hundred times after posting or sending it just trying to imagine it like i’m a different person observing myself from an outside perspective. theres nothing wrong with me btw

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daiisyblossoms:

Flo milli perfectly re-enacting this iconic tiffany pollard video 😂

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choccymilky:

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at last, tumblr is catering to my exact needs

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egberts:

grayblebayble:

egberts:

OKAY

WHO in Wisconsin is eating raw meat sandwiches

The World Health Organization is doing WHAT in Wisconsin?

this is no time for jokes, people in Wisconsin are eating raw hamburger meat sandwiches

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Roman ‘circus cups’ found in Denmark, 2nd - 3rd century AD

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spokenitalics:

analphebetapolothology:

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

@ mutuals this is how i see us

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zoja-deactivated20210116:

hope i’m more than just pixels on a screen to y'all. but your silly rabbit, too.

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farmerzonly:

marlbororeds100s:

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from the updated intro to fight club by chuck palahniuk:

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Reverse misery

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