names i intend to give my children when i revive puritan naming conventions but instead of the bible i use the universal declaration of human rights

confusionofconfusions:

Inherent-Dignity
Freedom-From-Fear
Promote-Respect
Endowed-With-Reason
None-Held-In-Slavery
No-Arbitrary-Arrest
Presumed-Innocent
Genuine-Elections
Equal-Pay-Equal-Work
Right-To-Rest
Education-Shall-Be-Free

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lumsel:

posts-from-a-darker-timeline:

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I know that the affair is “just a rumor” but it’s pretty much confirmed at this point

change your url i wish this were real

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beausbugbiome:

Patchouli is learning about himself! 

Just uploaded a little video featuring all of my favorite bug-related literature! Check it out here! 

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horrorlesbians:
“was i okay last night
”

horrorlesbians:

was i okay last night

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pintoras:
“Henriette Ronner-Knip (Dutch, 1821 - 1909): The Young Artist (via Sotheby’s)
”

pintoras:

Henriette Ronner-Knip (Dutch, 1821 - 1909): The Young Artist (via Sotheby’s)

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magipip:

:

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>looking for a new gym
>ask the gym receptionist if their gym is creepy or wet
>she doesnt understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet
>she laughs and says “it’s a good gym sir”
>buy a membership
>its wet

I didn’t see that this was made by a fucking bot so I spent like 10 min trying different alternatives for “Wet or creepy gym” and then when I couldn’t find anything i go to try and get answers on this post just to realize it is in fact a fucking outdated Pepe meme bot Tumblr post made for god knows what reasons someone decides to spend time in making a bot like this just for a shitty meme with no real life actual connections like fuck man

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ndiecity:

The “nobody: ” meme irreparably damaged internet comedy

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kihningcries:

I just think you should sing no matter what you sound like and draw or paint no matter what it looks like

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jeezypetes:

jeezypetes:

AAAAHHHH my last final starts in 3 hours i just want it to be over NOW so i can focus on sending holiday gifts and cards and baking TREATS i hate learning case law why must anyone be vs anyone PEACE ON EARTN now pls

Please let me take it now :( my head is full i can’t learn anymore

I’m done I’m free i never have to learn anything ever again :) until January

snakegay:

you ever just…. fall into a burning ring of fire? and go down, down, down as the flames get higher? and like it burns burns burns etc. the ring of fire lol

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liriostigre:

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Gabriela Mistral, from a letter to Doris Dana c. January 1950 (translated by Velma García-Gorena)

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