anarcho-skamunist:

breakfast-four-dinner:

anarcho-skamunist:

We have GOT to pick a better name for our galaxy than the Milky Way, if aliens ever come from the Andromeda Galaxy they’re gonna think it’s a horny thing

sorry but you’re gonna have to rename the entire concept of a galaxy if u wanna fix this problem

>discover humans

>they classify gravitational wells with a large number of stars as milk

>they call their own region of space a particularly milky milk place

>when they’re born they need milk or milk substitutes to survive

>name their whole taxonomic class of animals after glands that produce milk

>whole entire industries dedicated to the production of milk

>leaves

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dozydawn:

dozydawn:

i think all recycled porcelain jewelry is cool but i especially like the pieces made from back stamps and maker’s marks

more examples from HelenBowmanDesigns

Kitty on the front puppy on the back i love this sweater

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As a villain, would you rather:

-get eaten by the protagonist’s evil baby

-shit yourself to death on cursed horse meat

-get unceremoniously erased from existence by a random deus ex machina with no plot relevance before any kind of confrontation

-driven to self-annihilation by stupid jokes

-have your body possessed by an extradimensional cowboy and thrown in front of an oncoming train

-shot in the head and then rescued or resurrected in a later book as part of another villain’s bizarre Wizard of Oz-themed death trap, and then unceremoniously shot in the head (again) and never mentioned again

lots of people answering ‘evil baby’ but I must warn you that your ignominious death will not become legend or even be discussed again

I now want a book series where all of these happen. preferably to the same character.

boy do I have good news

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laslloronas:

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rthko:

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ALT

Gerard P Donelan

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she’s doing and it’s all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

More of his stuff and about him

My absolute favorite of his work

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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Dream blunt rotation

I think we should all try to be a little more like pinhead, from hellraiser

academia-core:

silly little plushies

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There aren’t people in real life that have unusually good powers of observation and deduction. Who are just naturally good at solving mysteries. These guys are 100% fictional. they’re basically superheroes and I personally am devastated by this realization

chongoblog:

Saw this billboard and had to take an alternate route home just to get a picture of it

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cypherdecypher:

Animal of the Day!

White-bellied Woolly Mouse Opossum (Marmosa constantiae)

(Photo in public domain)

Conservation Status- Least Concern

Habitat- Central South America

Size (Weight/Length)- 140 g; 15 cm; 20 cm tail

Diet- Insects; Leaves; Bird eggs; Fruits

Cool Facts- Despite having a mouthful of a name, the white-bellied woolly mouse opossum deserves recognition. These opossums have one of the most feral expressions I’ve ever seen on an opossum and that’s saying something. Despite being classified as a marsupial, the white-bellied woolly mouse opossum lacks a pouch. Due to their strange biology, including 15 nipples arranged in a circle, little is known about their reproductive biology. Spending their entire lives in treetops, these opossums are opportunistic omnivores and eat anything they can get their tiny claws on.

Rating- 11/10 (Little mask for the little bandit.)

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