Jade Apple jar to lubricate postage stamps.
St. Petersburg, 1899-1904.
My favorite sweaters doing their little dances without me
I just look at my blog like i look in the mirror saying u are the only bitch who understands me u are the only bitch who understands me
@paeinovis submitted: Also the android version of the scorpion emoji looks like this and I-
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hello gamers i made a uquiz because i pulled an all-nighter last night doing smthn for work and i think im a little unhinged
answer some shakespeare questions and i’ll guess your favorite gay fanfic trope
u dont need to know anything about shakespeare to take it, just go crazy go stupid!!! gay rights!
(via mossywizard)
Why shouldn’t I fly so far from here?
I know the girl I might become here
Sad and confined
And always locked behind these palace walls 🏰!
(via 4est-nymph)
Anonymous asked: Why hasn't the "you know what I had to do with them" meme died yet?
tamascotchi-deactivated20190101:
okay i really cannot focus on answering this question bc the meme is called “you know i had to do it to em” & your wording wasnt too off but it was just enough to make it sound like hes a fuckin serial killer
I Understand Now What Must Be Done to You
You Cannot Deny My Hand Was Forced.
We Both Knew This Day Would Come
Obsessed with this title askfjdha
EN translation of the title from Italy: “Does the Covid 19 vaccine make you gay? You wish! Unfortunately, science does not work miracles.”
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reblog and put in the tags the most insane meal you’ve snuck into a movie theatre