Are the girls in the gilmore girls just rory and her mom? I thought there would be more girls? - my father, standing in the doorway, looking distressed
Hey if you had asked me to guess a hundred times I would never have gotten this.
You are a bartender
You wanna make a drink.
Sometimes you put mixings in your drinks because fuck it, it tastes good.
Some of those mixings are things like ginger and pepper
You are a con artist
You wanna sell a horse
Everybody’s like, you know what’s a sign of a healthy happy horse? When its tail is raised
So you get more money for the horse if it’s got a perky tail
Now you could get a perky tail in that horse by having a healthy happy horse
OR you could irritate its butthole by shoving things up its ass
A lot of things that you shove up a horse’s butt to irritate its asshole are things like ginger and pepper
You are a bartender
You wanna name a drink
Someone points out the stuff in the drink is the same stuff you’d shove up a horses ass if you were the kind of person who shoved things up horses asses willy nilly
You call the drink that
Times change and you jump a continent and eventually that usage changes to mean basically anything mixed together
No one remembers it’s a word for weird horse butt suppositories
