I like to imagine that the reason you can whip around those floors at warp speed and so smoothly is that you’re running through the museum with a pair of wool socks on.
i thought the eyewitness vhs museum was a real place when i was a kid. i wasn’t a total idiot, i knew there were a few vfx things going on, but i thought it was filmed in an actual museum
This is my defense spending proposal. The Department’s budget for Fiscal Year 2020 was $721.5 billion, so we’re looking at some pretty significant savings here.
Did i just buy a leg waxing kit for the same reason i bought a home manicure kit back at the beginning of the pandemic? Not to replace a beauty routine I was being denied (i rarely got these professionally)? But as a form to self-stimulation? A way to fill the hours? A socially acceptable form of self harm? Because I was a little high? Because I got a check from the federal government?
i know “go be in the Trees and your depression will be fixed” is bullshit. but honestly i think a lot of things would be a little better if we spent more time with things like dirt and small streams and leaves. when you’re inside it’s easy to forget how raw and elementally wondrous the world is. how many colors there are and types of crunches that leaves make, and how many living things. how many things have smells and how different they all are.
It’s really like, youll see a large flock of birds take flight with a FWOOM of wings exploding all at once and it’s like. this is the largest emotion I have ever felt
