ryebreadgf:

maybe if you had read every post i have ever made you would have correctly interpreted the tone of my post

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7172626728388918928292991974:

*sees your dead body * eewww lol *remembers we are mutuals* well idk :-) its cute i guess

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deathdaydreamm:

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When youโ€™re so loud that scary bitch comes outta the tv

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I feel so sick in the head watching bridgerton im like i want to be in a big room with all my friends idc if we have to wear empire waist dresses and shit in a bucket

runcibility:

smellmyhead:

unwinona:

kodaksnacks:

😂😂😂 why he do that poor baby like that

I just added ten years to my life by watching this

TURN THE SOUND ON JUST DO IT

The unalloyed joy of getting dizzy and getting up and falling back down repeatedly without injury or feeling SICK I remember it and this body will never feel it again but I love to see it

put your child in the centrifuge to get the giggles out

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jerryterry:
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“swordoftheberserkgutsrage:
“ artist-magritte:
“ The month of the grape harvest, 1959, Rene Magritte
Medium: oil,canvas ”
come on dude come outside its the month of the grape harvest.
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ah, hang on...

jerryterry:

jerryterry:

jerryterry:

jerryterry:

swordoftheberserkgutsrage:

artist-magritte:

The month of the grape harvest, 1959, Rene Magritte


Medium: oil,canvas

come on dude come outside its the month of the grape harvest.

ah, hang on lads, just let me get this apple out of my face and Iโ€™ll be ready

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okay lads almost ready, just got a lil apple juice on my tie, gonna change it real quick

ah lads, you wonโ€™t fucking believe this

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alright lads, Iโ€™m ready, letโ€™s go!

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Every once in a while I remember that we could have had iSmell, a device that adds smell to your internet experience, and i want to cry for a thousand years

w3k:

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amazingpetenclosures:

Update of this guinea pig enclosure by Bob Pedian

“Hi Everyone! I just wanted to post an update on my naturalistic (semi-bioactive?) guinea pig enclosure. The pigs are doing great in there and the sealing and enclosure itself are holding up very well. I have had grass and clover growing in there on and off over time. Right now there is no grass but I will sow more soon. The guinea pigs have been enjoying the lighting I’ve added. One is UVB and the other is near IR. They enjoy basking under the heat bulb daily and often nap under it. Isopods are still present in the enclosure and seem to be doing ok.”

I know a lot of people enjoyed the first post, so I figured you guys might like an update :)

jokesclown:
“forever disappointed that the biscuit neopets look like That and not like gingerbread
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jokesclown:

forever disappointed that the biscuit neopets look like That and not like gingerbread

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botanyshitposts:

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footage of my moss ball herd in 2043 about to smash the aquarium glass with the intent of devouring a small childย 

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