A photo of the hyper evolved velociraptor, Beatrice Quill back from her extended stay off world. she works as a professor of dinosaur behavioral science at the National Museum of Natural History in Washington D.C. Since her tenure she has revolutionized mankind’s understanding of the prehistoric world while also keeping the museums rodent population under control.
I want you to do something for me. I want your to chew spearmint gum on the train and then get a tall can of mango juice and jalapeño cheetos near the train station and drink ¾ of the mango juice on the bus and then finish the juice and eat the cheetos outside under the beautiful sun. And then you can do whatever you want for the rest of your life
In the universe of my lesbian carly rae jepsen jukebox musical vampires live in human form for about 800 years after they’re bitten and then they turn into a bat and they live as a bat for about 100 years and then no one knows what happens after that
I hate my friends new bf so much and I’ve barely met him and he seems very nice and the friend is not even that close but like there’s this guy now at every single event. And his jokes are not funny
I want to publish something someday to prove the creative writing teachers i loved so much that they were wrong about me. But unfortunately everything I write proves they were correct
to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end
