In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.
first three seconds of every podcast ad for another podcast that i hear before i get to the skip button: slipipipPOP whaats UP guys im jizz chablain and IM rocks coco and together WE’Re big dump slurpee
