normal-guy-posts:

Could I get some “Cuawfee” haha. Did you notice how I said Coffee funny

normalizing newjerseyphobia 🙄

(via hackercult)

classicmeevs:

Blue powerade is pure water, that shit what comes out of our faucets is watered down water

(via unclefather)

jellycatstuffies:
“Snow Dragon (Little)
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jellycatstuffies:

Snow Dragon (Little)

Ko-fi / Instagram

(via terrorbirb)

eggzaki:

sometimes u walk through the bead curtain and sometimes u r the bead curtain being walked through

(via mens-rights-activia)

tockthewatchdog:

top gun is great because tony scott was like “i want to make a movie about sunsets” and the us navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propanganda for the navy” and val kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and tom cruise was like “i’m in a ray bans commercial!”

(via screamydreamy)

lesbianvelmadinkley:

dovv:

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you guys are missing out on this insane reply

(via dingdongyouarewrong)

shujubee:

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Lil Nas X for Paper Magazine

By Charlotte Rutherford

(via trashzy-deactivated20211214)

Instructions on Not Giving Up | Ada Limón

stoweboyd:

More than the fuchsia funnels breaking out
of the crabapple tree, more than the neighbor’s
almost obscene display of cherry limbs shoving
their cotton candy-colored blossoms to the slate
sky of Spring rains, it’s the greening of the trees
that really gets to me. When all the shock of white
and taffy, the world’s baubles and trinkets, leave
the pavement strewn with the confetti of aftermath,
the leaves come. Patient, plodding, a green skin
growing over whatever winter did to us, a return
to the strange idea of continuous living despite
the mess of us, the hurt, the empty. Fine then,
I’ll take it, the tree seems to say, a new slick leaf
unfurling like a fist to an open palm, I’ll take it all.

(via trixclibrarian)

todorokitops:

JDHSKXHSK I’M LOSING IT OVER THIS

(via naamahdarling)

commedessgarcons:

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Ballerinas, Claudia Monja Guedes, Misa Kuranaga, Ako Kondo, shot over zoom for Carolina Herrera Fall 2020 collection

Ph. By Elizaveta Porodina

Creative Direction By Wes Gordon

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thyrell:

sexhaver:

powerfulwizard:

powerfulwizard:

Idk which Wiccan needs to hear this but you’re not a marginalized person

Witches aren’t a persecuted people and the people in the past who were persecuted as witches were in fact, not actually witches.

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funniest possible response to wiccans calling themselves oppressed

(via hackercult)

lonelyroommp3:

the first time i saw the eeby deeby post i was like 🙄 that is literally not that funny 🙄 and less than 24 hours later i am sitting here at 3:30am in absolute sobbing hysterics at “take his ass to eeby deeby”

(via wizardpotions)