A woman in my nap dream told me “a plan without flaws is like a rented car without turquoise metal detailing inside”
This is still basically the only good comment I’ve ever seen on tiktok
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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8
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drippingbat asked:
my mom thinks you're cute which is a extremely rare compliment because she doesn't like cats. she can't remember your name so she calls you caramel
Wow, thanks! Please send my best regards to your mom💖 But you says your mom says I’m cute… How about you? How about you!?
I think you’re cute too Mr. J!!!
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