glumshoe:
“glumshoe:
“my dad has been baking pies
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I’m glad my father doesn’t know about tumblr because if he realized that his horrible pie got over 21,000 notes his head would get so big we’d have to install wider doors
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glumshoe:

glumshoe:

my dad has been baking pies

I’m glad my father doesn’t know about tumblr because if he realized that his horrible pie got over 21,000 notes his head would get so big we’d have to install wider doors

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jeezypetes:

These days I’m feeling more and more like princess Cimorene

I want to DO THINGS not SIT AROUND ALL DAY

These days I’m feeling more and more like princess Cimorene

analife:
“Gucci // Ready to Wear - Fall 2020
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analife:

Gucci // Ready to Wear - Fall 2020

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I don’t know who tom brady is and at this point im afraid to ask. Also i do not care

icried4you:

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Shereen Mohammad and Akili King by Emma Craft for Beepybella World

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illuminated resin chair by hally olivetti, 1991

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andreablog2-deactivated20220425:

rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211:

JDBDGSBSB

Don’t worry you’re not on the wrong side of tik tok

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zacharylevis:

LIL NAS X
Guardian Weekend / 2020 › ph. Mary Rozzi

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thefiresontheheight:

buleczka-cynamonowa:

My sister’s cat just walked in and spread her toes like this and I have no idea why.

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asserting dominance

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Godddd as soon as my parents get vaccinated it will be such an enormous weight off my psyche…. like I’ll still be careful but I won’t feel like im taking their lives in my hands every time i get on the train

dirtchive:

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all I can think about is these cats hugging hello kitty plushies >.<

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morninstarlucifer:

That was the summer of 1963 when everybody called me Baby and it didn’t occur to me to mind.  That was before President Kennedy was shot, before The Beatles came, when I couldn’t wait to join the Peace Corp. and I thought I’d never find a guy as great as my Dad.  

That was the summer we went to Kellerman’s.

Dirty Dancing (1987)

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robloxmilf:

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anything to be them…

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