John Green got a TikTok and TikTok keeps threatening him with a ban for impersonation, and honestly I think this whole thing could be settled easily if John would just provide proof he’s himself. Tell them something very personal about himself, like, for example, what his favorite taste is
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Most Celebrities: embarassed by their old tweets, pretend they donβt exist.
Ice T:
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France Nuyen; French-Vietnamese actress, model, and counseling psychologist during the 50s/60s
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God i wish i had a billowing iridescent membrane rn
Wish this was meβ¦
Literally i have my most toxic thoughts while listening to podcasts about murdered teen girls
My dream work shedule is monday-wednesday-friday. Tuesdays and thursdays are for writing and turning thrift store stuffed animals into wearble accessories for my etsy shop. Saturdays and sundays are for making exquisit pastries & love to my wife
James herriots books would be so good if they had murder mysteries in them
the black-throated magpie-jay is a corvid species found in northern mexico. this bird has raucous almost parrot-like calls and typical corvid intelligence. they are known for their extremely long tails and slightly curled crests. these birds are omnivorous and their varied diets include eggs, insects, and fruit.
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More pics of the girls from tonight! I hung out next to the cage for almost an hour to make sure everyone stayed calm about New Friend. No issues at all, and it was really nice to spend some time with them. π

















