The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it
I thought this was a Ted talk
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In a couple hundred years, “lunatic” is going to be an ethnic slur against people born on the moon.
No it won’t.
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My laptop is 10 years old this year and her screen has started freezing and glitching its so sexy and cyberpunk
We all figured this is a case of an annoying pedo being a freak on the internet, but have we considered that this is the world’s worst arg
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The pensive (😔) emoji encompasses such a wide range of emotions, but decidedly not included in that is ‘pensive’.
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Every time i go online i thank God i am too cool to care about fanfiction or video games
anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were
literally no…i remember seeing bad handwriting & thinking “oh these other kids must be orphans or something”
fascinating to hear from the other genre, thanks for your contribution
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Every time i start to put Blackboard into my top search bar the first thing that comes up is bimbo.land and i am forced to consider my life choices… two roads diverged in a yellow wood and i took the one that cost $60k and two years of my precious young life
I just found out they have black and tan domestic miceโฆ. ๐
why is itโฆ so big? if I wanted Huge Mice I would get a ratโฆ the appeal of mice is largely in their lack of largeness.
Itโs because black tan is a show mouse breed. Show mice are typically twice the size of a regular mouse and usually have absolutely stellar temperaments. Also the appeal of fancy mice may be their lack of largeness but the appeal of show mice is that they have super thick, incredibly soft fur and they like to be pet.
Also โtanโ is the type of mouse, and refers to the gene that creates the belly pattern. Itโs a gene like fox (fox causes a white belly, tan causes a tan belly), and it comes in other colors like blue tan and dove tan and chocolate tan.
Well. Iโm obsessed.
Even the biggest show mice are much smaller than the average rat. I havenโt seen a dwarf rat in person but I believe even they are quite a bit bigger than a show mouse. There are so many fun varieties of mice, breeding them was the most enjoyable experience Iโve had in a long time. Even though they can be shy, and their lack of largeness is appealing in its own right, I would still love them if they were rat sized or larger.
Some of my show mice:
Marble, a black merle piebald, dressed up for my familyโs annual holiday card
Satin siamese splash fox pup, showing off her white belly
Peaches, yellow merle, perched atop the bottom of a wine glass
Homozygous albino, versus heterozygous albino and siamese splash (himalayan splash), versus heterozygous albino and beige (ivory)
Siamese with the fuzzy coat type (not to be confused with the โfuzzyโ feeder mouse and rat size), named Knuttsach Jones
Tobacco – Cotton. Costume design for the ballet H.P. (Horsepower), Diego Rivera, c.1927–32, MoMA: Drawings and Prints
Gift of Abby Aldrich Rockefeller
Size: 16 5/8 x 12 ½" (42.2 x 31.8 cm)
Medium: Watercolor and pencil on paper
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I can’t believe stevens universe was the first children’s program to show ginormous fully formed pussy lips
It turns out the upside to insane & evil white evangelicals sezing political power in America is that they don’t have time for tinky winky bullshit anymore. Our children get to see alien lesbians and giant space pussy bc the people who used to raise a stink about that stuff are busy writing legislation and being circuit judges
















