satanic-lymphatic:

literaryreference:

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

I thought this was a Ted talk

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fuck-you-showerthoughts:

just-shower-thoughts:

In a couple hundred years, “lunatic” is going to be an ethnic slur against people born on the moon.

No it won’t.

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My laptop is 10 years old this year and her screen has started freezing and glitching its so sexy and cyberpunk

amegaotaku-watch:

We all figured this is a case of an annoying pedo being a freak on the internet, but have we considered that this is the world’s worst arg

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deluxetrashqueen:

The pensive (😔) emoji encompasses such a wide range of emotions, but decidedly not included in that is ‘pensive’.

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Every time i go online i thank God i am too cool to care about fanfiction or video games

surprisedentistry:

cosmicbirth:

surprisedentistry:

anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

literally no…i remember seeing bad handwriting & thinking “oh these other kids must be orphans or something”

fascinating to hear from the other genre, thanks for your contribution

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Every time i start to put Blackboard into my top search bar the first thing that comes up is bimbo.land and i am forced to consider my life choices… two roads diverged in a yellow wood and i took the one that cost $60k and two years of my precious young life

catbreon-draws:

glumshoe:

kedreeva:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I just found out they have black and tan domestic miceโ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ‘€

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why is itโ€ฆ so big? if I wanted Huge Mice I would get a ratโ€ฆ the appeal of mice is largely in their lack of largeness.

Itโ€™s because black tan is a show mouse breed. Show mice are typically twice the size of a regular mouse and usually have absolutely stellar temperaments. Also the appeal of fancy mice may be their lack of largeness but the appeal of show mice is that they have super thick, incredibly soft fur and they like to be pet.

Also โ€œtanโ€ is the type of mouse, and refers to the gene that creates the belly pattern. Itโ€™s a gene like fox (fox causes a white belly, tan causes a tan belly), and it comes in other colors like blue tan and dove tan and chocolate tan.

Well. Iโ€™m obsessed.

Even the biggest show mice are much smaller than the average rat. I havenโ€™t seen a dwarf rat in person but I believe even they are quite a bit bigger than a show mouse. There are so many fun varieties of mice, breeding them was the most enjoyable experience Iโ€™ve had in a long time. Even though they can be shy, and their lack of largeness is appealing in its own right, I would still love them if they were rat sized or larger.

Some of my show mice:

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Marble, a black merle piebald, dressed up for my familyโ€™s annual holiday card

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Satin siamese splash fox pup, showing off her white belly

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Peaches, yellow merle, perched atop the bottom of a wine glass

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Homozygous albino, versus heterozygous albino and siamese splash (himalayan splash), versus heterozygous albino and beige (ivory)

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Siamese with the fuzzy coat type (not to be confused with the โ€œfuzzyโ€ feeder mouse and rat size), named Knuttsach Jones

spiceblunt:

for whom the cow tools

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artist-rivera:
“Tobacco – Cotton. Costume design for the ballet H.P. (Horsepower), Diego Rivera, c.1927–32, MoMA: Drawings and Prints
Gift of Abby Aldrich Rockefeller
Size: 16 5/8 x 12 ½" (42.2 x 31.8 cm)
Medium: Watercolor and pencil on...

artist-rivera:

Tobacco – Cotton. Costume design for the ballet H.P. (Horsepower), Diego Rivera, c.1927–32, MoMA: Drawings and Prints


Gift of Abby Aldrich Rockefeller
Size: 16 5/8 x 12 ½" (42.2 x 31.8 cm)
Medium: Watercolor and pencil on paper

http://www.moma.org/collection/works/85371

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jeezypetes:

I can’t believe stevens universe was the first children’s program to show ginormous fully formed pussy lips

It turns out the upside to insane & evil white evangelicals sezing political power in America is that they don’t have time for tinky winky bullshit anymore. Our children get to see alien lesbians and giant space pussy bc the people who used to raise a stink about that stuff are busy writing legislation and being circuit judges