Would you let me teach you how to dance so you can feel my penis. On your family vacation
What If i was patrick swayze and i put your hand on my chest so you can feel my heartbeat
Would you let me teach you how to dance so you can feel my penis. On your family vacation
What if i was carrying three watermelons 🫒🫒🫒 and struggling eveb though im tho im really strong because they are really really big. And you offered to carry one for me but I wasn’t supposed to let you help because i was going to the sexy damcing room where guests aren’t allowed. But i let you come in and you see my much hotter cousin dancing sexually with a beautiful blonde woman? Would we have a little bisexual moment together?
everytime you shoplift, target kills one employee to recoup their losses. so keep that in mind.
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sunshine or moonlight? fairy wings or angel wings? gardening or baking? lace or silk? flowers or succulents? tea or coffee? road trips or picnics? mermaids or dragons?
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what if we could connect our spotifys to tumblr like we can to discord. i could see what my mutuals are listening to. wouldn’t that be absolutely fucking terrible. worst idea ever.
what if we could connect our blunts to our tumvlr so i could see when my mutual is smoking a fat fucking weef hell yeah motherfucker
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oh my godddโฆ. melon soda float sea slugโฆ
cryingโฆ. theres more types
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Remember when that rage comic face everyone uses now was just โthe feel when no gfโ and that was it?
No nordic big brain soyboy cuckface withered coomer tradwife doomer gamer, it was just โthe feel when no gf.โ
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