ššš - top 50 bisexual fiction author - love + support for all trans ppl
when tumblr gets inevitably deleted lets all go on one giant google doc
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reaches over and just fucking GRASPS you with these
Juggalos register on a different level from normal people for me they’re like angels
Literally you can put anything you want in a romance as long as the boy is hot enough
your girl saw me at the store selecting the hint of lime chips instead of the regular tostitos and started sucking me right there in the aisle
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Dirty dancing is the moviest of all time
It gets better literally every time you watch it. Most rented movie of 1988. Star Wars for women. 3rd most popular funeral song in the UK.
2 most important facts about dirty dancing
What if while you were painting a thing green and your sister was singing a horrible hula song I turned down an old mans cuck money. Would you like that
Would you let me teach you how to dance so you can feel my penis. On your family vacation
What If i was patrick swayze and i put your hand on my chest so you can feel my heartbeat
And what if i smashed the window of my cadillac even tho it was raining because i locked my keys inside it and i wanted to drive you out to the woods so we could dance barefoot on a log