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i want everyone in my life to talk to me the way that people talk to david byrne on instagram
first thing i read as soon as i wake up
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Sorry I personally can not condone wearing clothes at pride that are associated with flaunting peoples fetishistic and prurient interests (open toed shoes)
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Anonymous asked:
Your saga of the mat makes me want to confess an ongoing prank. My fella and I both like practical jokes so I stole several small, low value items when he moved and I've mailed them to my friends and relatives out of state plus the money for return postage. Theyre gonna return them anonymously from out of state. So he'll get a Mystery Box that will then contain his own coaster or tie from a state he knows nobody.
I love this. We owe it to ourselves and our loved ones to put more fun and harmless mysteries into the world

















