Living with myself the way that bisexual man lived with the dread pirate roberts

stinkyhat:

stinkyhat:

stop telling me you dont put salt on ur eggs its actually making me sad.

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β€œAll ingredients need salt. The noodle or tender spring pea would be narcissistic to imagine it already contained within its cell walls all the perfection it would ever need. We seem, too, to fear that we are failures at being tender and springy if er need to be seasoned. It’s not so: it doesn’t reflect badly on pea or person that either needs help to be most itself.”

from an everlasting meal by tamar adler

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Oh jk i forgot we have an economy where most people have to crowdfund online to cover the cost of minor emergencies

Maybe I’m old (26) but it makes me feel so weird and uncomfortable when i see tik tok or insta videos that are like “my bf reacts to whatever” or just any time they’re filming a supposedly genuine moment between a couple its like. Why are you filming this? Is it worth it? Is it not enough to spend time with the person you love that you have to share it online to get validation from strangers?

tlirsgender:

Mice are just so small that’s crazyy…….. What are they doing being that little

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everythingfox:

A helping hand

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peniswakt-deactivated20210717:

azaelia banks is an cointelpro psyop to turn irony-poisoned stan twitter gays into fascists

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goofstep:

if you have “hazel” eyes die i don’t even know what that means

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todaysbird:

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the moon crab also known as the halloween crab or red land crab is a brightly orange-and-purple colored crab species native to mexico and south america. they form burrows along coastal rainforests, then return to the ocean to breed. they are mainly herbivorous, and sometimes hard to spot as they are nocturnal. these crabs are fairly common in the pet trade as they aren’t difficult to keep in comparison to most β€˜exotic’ pets.

I wonder if weed doctors are worried that they’re gonna have to go being regular doctors when we finally legalize it

evilvillain123456789:

when that designer baby pre-birth gene editing shit comes out im gonna make my son so ugly. and then i will write a thought-provoking thinkpiece about it 

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