Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child
Why would you have sex with your haters randy
I’m not really in any position to be picky
(via juliuscaesarofficial)
Tree bark textures. They are one of nature’s beauty that we always fail to notice as we pass by them mindlessly almost daily. Well, most of us anyway.
All pictures taken from different trees, mostly on different days, but I’m not sure if any of them were of the same species.
(via errorschacha)
wouldn’t it be funny if you just refreshed the website and it was gone
(via dustsculptures)
girls be like “i literally cant do this anymore im at my limit” [continues to do this]
(via femmeclefable)
I love kidney beans… Every time i eat one I’m like this is a whole burrito for a mouse :)
(super villain monologue voice) you’re mine, all mine… finally, after all your games, it’s you and me. Alone at last >:) (im talking to my reflection in the bathroom mirror at 1 am)