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found this on a morel mushroom today! double win!! i had no idea these guys even existed?? absolutely fascinating. and so god damn tiny
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oh lord lookit them tiny grabbers, i can’t bear it, lookit them go, oh my heart
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incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website
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My fitness goal is to get buff enough to handle cast iron pans with ease
And finger my gf without getting tired
i legitimately can’t make it more than 20 seconds into this without my atoms splitting
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had a customer ask me ‘do you have any cookbooks for men’ and i think the saddest part was that we did
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had this guy come into the store todayy and he had a full on coughing fit in the aisle he was wearing one of those blue generic masks and he was coughing so bad he was turning red and he came to the till and in between coughs and eye waterings he said ‘its not covid i picked this mask up off the floor and i think it has cat hair in it’ and then his card declined and he left
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